Humor ‘The things our children have to say’ from the 1992-0904 Sahaja Newsletter (Australia), Page 4

THE THINGS OUR CHILDREN SAY

The three and a half year old Sahaja Yogi was taken to pre-school by his auntie from the Ashram because his mum had slipped a disc and the chiropractor had put her to bed for two days. She had a physical adjustment and the he used a chiropractors gun to set the last vertebra in place. "Where's mummy today?" asked the pre-school teacher to Mr 3$1/2$.
"The man shot her!" he replied.
"Pardon?" she said with a slightly shocked look.
"The man shot her!"
"Which man shot her?" she asked.
"THE CRACTA PRACTA!" Mr 3$1/2$ said quite seriously.